Jeg skulle ønske jeg hadde like mange i sengen som jeg har i avisspaltene.
Gjengitt i The Book of Rock Quotes, av Michael Heatley (1988).
I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
In Rona Barrett’s column I’m always off with everybody’s husband. Some of them I don’t even know. I keep saying I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers. I’d be real busy. I’d have to make appointments. But the public could become disenchanted with me abruptly, depending on some aspect of my personal life. Things like that, you never know.